I doN'T believe that

1. eating cookie dough or cake batter will give you salmonella. ive been eating it for 20 years straight and i'm better off for it.
2. killing spiders gets any easier with age.
3. diet coke is bad for you.
4. frowning takes 47 muscles while smiling only takes 12. someone made that up.
5. boys get more mature with age.
6. staying up late gives you bags under your eyes.
7. grocery shopping should stop being fun.
8. road trips should be planned.
9. shady people deserve to be happy.
10. you can ever have too many sprinkles on a cupcakes.
11. BSB will ever go out of style.
12. dating the same person again ever works out. repeat relationships= fail.
13. you have to be a size 2 to be happy. or beautiful.
14. baking bread every day, sewing your own clothes or decorating your own mailbox will get you into heaven. God doesn't care what color your house is. Get a grip.
15. a relationship will last if the girl is taller than the boy.
16. reality tv shows are useless. The Hills has taught me a lot.
17. you ever stop missing loved ones who are gone.
18. there is such a thing as too much glitter, too big a bow or too many ruffles.
19. life gets easier after you can drive... after you graduate high school... after you get married...after you have kids...after you buy a house....after (insert life step here). life is hard but great at all stages so just enjoy the ride.
20. blog stalking is creepy. blogs are meant to be read whether i know you or not.
21. people should post ultrasound pictures on facebook.
22. anything can replace a sincere apology.
23. blue Christmas lights should have ever been invented.
24. registry cards should be sent out with wedding invitations.
25. snakes are useful creatures.