July 15, 2010

I believe that

  1. the fact that we can make butter popcorn flavored jelly beans is a sign that the cure to cancer is on its way.
  2. Gilmore Girls contains the answers to all of life's problems.
  3. hearing your favorite song on the radio cures any bad day.
  4. smiling at strangers makes the world a better place.
  5. Justin Bieber is the best thing to happen to American in a long time.
  6. you can never have too many cardigans.
  7. pink is the best color in the world.
  8. Bella belongs with Edward.
  9. store bought syrup and jam are disgusting.
  10. you are never too old to twirl around in a flowy dress.
  11. baking is therapeutic.
  12. old friends are irreplaceable.
  13. some babies really aren't cute. some actually look like aliens. im sorry.
  14. pina colada, banana and red cherry is the best slurpee combo.
  15. MSN caused 90% of junior high hook ups and break ups.
  16. christmas music should be played year round.
  17. southern accents are adorable.
  18. rubber cement is the yummiest smell in the whole world.
  19. Stone Phillips has the sexiest voice.
  20. sponges are a breeding ground for various bacteria and should never be used.
  21. raw meat is disgusting. i better marry a vegetarian.
  22. antibacterial hand gel will give our children asthma in 10 years.
  23. Sean Connery is the best James Bond.
  24. every car looks better in red.
  25. texting after midnight is a bad bad idea.
  26. headbands are the best accessory.
  27. pretzel m&ms are the second best invention of 2010. close second to the iPhone 4.
  28. a good road trip must include red vines, pb m&ms, powdered doughnuts and perfectly themed music.
  29. being punctual is an important quality in a person.
  30. grey suits are attractive.
  31. Big Yellow Taxi is the best song ever written.
  32. James Taylor is the best guitarist in the world.
  33. everything is better in travel size- shampoo, toothpaste, hairspray, crackers, water bottles, towels, etc. i would rather buy 500 tiny shampoo bottles than 1 family size any day.
  34. people who complain about the government are annoying.
  35. personalized license plates are tacky.

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